Dirty Old Men Get Their Dream Girls
Call them dirty old men. Call them sugar daddys. But with Elvis Preston King on their team these guys get their dream girls!
Bachelor Dream Tours Dating Service
There are dating services after dating service after dating service, but there is only one Bachelor Dream Tours dating service with Elvis P. King at the helm. The king of dating services. Is Elvis back in the building with his girlfriends or is it all just a fantasy. You owe it to yourself to see for yourself. George Clooney bows down to Elvis when Elvis enters the building.
Girlfriend, girlfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends and more girlfriends! Dream girl! Dream girls! Dream Girl! Elvis the matchmaker, matchmaker, matchmaker.
For the older man who likes the much younger woman. The young girl or young girls of you dreams.Your problem of how to find a girlfriend has just been solved. Hot girls, young girls, white girls, brown girls, black girls. Elvis the Matchmaker King, Elvis P. King’s private, one on one dating service, also known as Bachelor Dream Tours are now available.
Hello, ladies and gentlemen. I am Elvis Preston King. The King. I am the guy every guy loves to hate. And every older woman just hates me because I am a bad influence on other older men. It’s hard enough for the older woman to find her man. Let alone the likes of Elvis P. King. No sensible woman would ever let her husband or boyfriend within 50 feet of Elvis P. King.
Elvis has made Jack Nicholson proud. And yes I get hate mail! I hold the world record of girlfriends age 18 to 22 years old in the men over age 50 class. They all have sisters, cousins, and girlfriends waiting to meet any guy who is a buddy of Elvis P, the King. I use to work for free for all my buddies back home but when my estate was sold I was left holding the empty bag. I am broke. I can’t claim my estate. My best buddy Red West Perry doesn’t come around any more after he had a heart attack and his wife put the brakes on the bachelor tours with Elvis. Truthfully, I miss my buddies, and my daughter, Tina Marie, but I have the life to die for. I think about my ex-wife Princess sometimes, but when you are Elvis and all the girls love you the temptation is just too hard to resist to be with just one woman no matter how beautiful she is. I can not come home for obvious reasons. Most people think I am really just a myth.
I will never forget the time when a very handsome 35 year old man all alone in a beautiful all-inclusive beach resort where I was vacationing with two of my stunners came up to me and said, “You are my idol because nobody has girls like that and certainly not two! What is your secret? You remind me a little bit of Elvis, sir.” “Elvis P. King at your service.”
Is it a case of Elvis Aaron Presley back in the building. My girls will tell you yes he is Elvis, The King has come home. Yes I was born in Mississippi and I lived in Memphis. I don’t want you to picture me as the young perfect Elvis. Elvis was fat in the end and so is your Elvis. My fried peanut butter and banana sandwhiches are easy to make with an island full of bananas and beautiful girls to cook them. But this is not a story about Elvis Presley or Elvis King. This is a story about the older man getting his young dream girl or dream girls. Most of Elvis’s buddies are old, fat and bald. So don’t get self-conscious and think you can’t get a girl. All of Elvis’s buddies always get their girl!
Whether you want a wife, girlfriend, young girlfriend, sexy girlfriend, kind girlfriend, real girlfriend, horny girlfriend, daily girlfriend, naughty girlfriend, beautiful girlfriend, hot girlfriend, teen girlfriend, cute girlfriend, tall girlfriend, short girlfriend, fat girlfriend, chubby girlfriend, or many girlfriends. You will never have to worry about how to get a girlfriend again with Elvis by your side. Elvis will hand -pick your dream girl right before your eyes. Say hello future girlfriend. Good bye ex-girlfriend.
Forget how to get your girlfriend back, forget singles bars, forget singles clubs, forget singles events, forget cyber girlfriends, forget virtual girlfriends, Forget on line dating, forget internet dating, forget dating agency, forget interracial dating, forget dating site, forget dating web site, forget Christian dating services, forget Asian dating, forget Indian dating, forget Black dating, forget love dating, forget Jewish dating, forget dating agency, forget Hispanic dating service, forget dating personals, forget adult dating, forget single dating, forget internet dating service, forget personal ads, forget hard to get girls, forget your cheating girlfriend, forget the ex-girlfriend, forget Donald Trump’s girlfriend, forget Hugh Hefner and Playboy Magazine girlfriends, forget sex dating, and above all forget senior dating services. Elvis has it all for you in his one-stop shopping dream girl dating service. Forget American girls, Asian girls, Latin girls, Canadian girls, English girls, German girls, Russian girls, forget Columbian girls. Elvis has the dream girls for you.
All you see on the internet is online dating, online dating, online dating, Russian girls, Russian girls and Russian girls. Who wants to date a girl online or go to Russia anyway. Nobody. If Larry Page and Sergey Brin from Google do not place your buddy Elvis P King and the Bachelor Dream Tours in the number one search engine placement position under dating you should email Larry and Sergey and complain. Long live the King, Elvis King and all his new buddies. Mention Elvis to Larry Page and Sergey Brin. Elvis would like to hang out with Larry Page and Sergey Brin. Also Elvis would like to meet Paul Allen and he likes Larry Ellison, just don’t tell the new Mrs. if Larry should decide to hang out with Elvis. Not to mention Elvis is a big Jack Nicholson fan. Who doesn’t want to hang out with Jack Nicholson. Even Elvis wants to hang out with Jack Nicholson!
If you need advice on dating, girlfriend, or love Elvis is the man. Take a dating tip from Elvis. Elvis has Fantasy Island hide-aways where few Westerners have ever strolled. My girls are not bleached out white girls and they love and crave the older man! One of my happiest clients is from Japan. You should see the girl he took home! Although I will admit I have a few beautiful white girlfriends. They are for the most part exotic island girls with Hawaiian tans and big brown eyes and curves to die for. My favorite island holds the title for Miss Universe literally! My girls would die for a Westerner Sugar Daddy like you. Don’t worry about speaking another language. My chauffeur speaks eight languages. Elvis tries to take care of all the girls, but there are simply too many. Come on down. Join Elvis on a one on one Bachelor Dream Tour.
I would write a book but I refuse to sell my secrets cheap. You can sit home and say “yeah, yeah Elvis sure, sure we believe your story.” Or you can skip your trip to the Bahamas, Florida, Cancun or Hawaii and take a real vacation and see for yourself. A fantasy island vacation to remember for the rest of your life. Should you desire you can take your bikini girl home and marry her. Or just pick up the tab and hang out with Elvis and watch the sunsets over the ocean every night for the rest of your life with dream girl after dream girl after dream girl in the real Margaritaville, but this Margaritaville has available girls! And Elvis knows how to get them for you. Professional photographer for dating profile